Riding horses or bikes?

[Vapin' Joe]

"Don't worry son, it's only the first inch hurts".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I hope none of you get any knocks on the door...
http://www.nwemail.co.uk/unpaid-work-for-walney-horse-porn-man-1.982347?referrerPath=news

I hadn't realised that was illegal

*Hastily deletes Internet history*.

 

[lordloveaduck]

Not enough bleach for my eyes

 

[MrJamie]

My brain was like "haha whats going on there? Oh.. theres a big willy . Damnit!"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Well, you've mounted me often enough....'