Right of Way & Good Manners

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quassleberry, the manoever itself was reckless and stupid. The grin was pure malice.



I would advocate remembering that cyclists are the monarchs of the road, we should treat our subjects indulgently, even when the silly little chuffers do stuff like this.

Rise above it.

You are better than her and you don't deserve to let her live in your head rent-free.

Mark it down as a random knobber trouser cough who you had the misfortune to encounter.


















Alternatively, write to the DVLA and ask for the registered keeper's address because her vehicle's blocking your drive.

Buy the house next to her and over a period of years maintain good relations, but engage in a secret war of attrition, order pizzas and taxis to her address, poor paint stripper over her car, smear cow dung on her front door, all the usual stuff.

Finally, install CCTV.

Dress yourself up as your neighbour and a small monkey as a nazi.

Beat the monkey to death in view of the cameras, turn the footage over to the press and police and mutter about "years of hell".



Job's a good 'un.

Superb!

With regard to pointy things sideways, having an allotment is a great excuse to carry a garden fork across your rack. Of course, even if you don't have one, 'they' will never know that.... Bung some carrots in a pannier with the green tops sticking out for verisimilitude.


Hmm, the above post reminds, whatever happened to Papercorn2000? I remember he had a nice line in retribution.

 

[Svendo]

Rights of way deal with public access to paths etc, it isn't something you ever have over another vehicle. When dealing with traffic you have priority on a given piece of road under certain conditions, this is a example of when yielding your priority is the best thing to do.

Someone had this as their sig:

The rules in The Highway Code do not give you the right of way in any circumstance, but they advise you when you should give way to others. Always give way if it can help to avoid an incident.

It's in the preamble on this page:

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/DG_069856

But should really be written in big gold embossed letters on the front and at the top of every page and on the dashboard of every car.

 

[mickle]

Someone had this as their sig:

The rules in The Highway Code do not give you the right of way in any circumstance, but they advise you when you should give way to others. Always give way if it can help to avoid an incident.

It's in the preamble on this page:

http://www.direct.go...ycode/DG_069856

But should really be written in big gold embossed letters on the front and at the top of every page and on the dashboard of every car.

Yup, very good.

 

[summerdays]

Someone had this as their sig:

The rules in The Highway Code do not give you the right of way in any circumstance, but they advise you when you should give way to others. Always give way if it can help to avoid an incident.

User's isn't it?