Rival Cycling Forums Caption Competition

[ianrauk]

 

[montage]

Yacf rider: "5 inches"
CC rider: "6 inches"
Man in red top: Cycle chat wins.

 

[Shaun]

Man in black top <camp voice> - "Do you like my new red toe-nail varnish?"

 

[DJ]

Two men on bench, "F**K me I'm knackered" !!!!


Man in red, " OK who's first"

 

[peanut]

.........Dear Lord, please could I have a carbon frame next year ..... Amen

 

[threebikesmcginty]

cc - gasp wheeze, wish I'd stayed at home and done the chores.

yacf - What chores?

cc - Thanks very much - mine's a pint please.



Ay thang yew!

 

[Wobbly John]

YACF rider (Del): Say's nothing, thinks "mustn't make eye contact"

CycleChat rider: Say's nothing, thinks "mustn't make eye contact"

 

[just jim]

"I'm sorry about what I said about yor sandals."
"Yeh, well, I'm sorry for what I said about you white socks."

Bonj (arms folded)

"Now shake hands."

 

[ACS]

<whispers>
YACF - who's the fat b@st@rd
CC Rider- don't know thought he was with you.
</whispers>

 

[accountantpete]

Guy in Red - "Yeah - they both ate 10 pickled eggs so we're just waiting for them to throw up and we'll move on"

 

[661-Pete]

no NO NO! You're doing it all wrong. Repeat after me:

You put your left leg in.....
You put your right leg out.....
In, Out, In, Out.....​

 

[ACS]

CC rider- you Heston Blumenthal then?

 

[ianrauk]

YACF Rider (Del) Are you the one who was called a fattie on your forum?
CC Rider (Moi).. Alright twinkle toes... go easy....the old tums not that big

 

[beanzontoast]

Hmm... been sat for 20 mins now with my leg out and STILL the CC guy hasn't fallen over it.

 

[Keith Oates]

CC guy "We can stay here for as long as you like but I'll never believe the Y stands for Young"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!