Romance is not dead.

[Smithbat]

I've no doubt about that, but your choice of drink is wrong.

Surely a Mirage or Taboo?

That is wrong on so many levels! Cinzano all the way until I discovered the delight that is vodka

 

[ayceejay]

The condiments we embellish our fish and chips with is a point of pride in the UK. Me and this Belgian bird had a fish supper in the back of my van and she said that she wanted mayonnaise on it but the best I could do since I only had salt and vinegar was .............

 

[Smithbat]

The condiments we embellish our fish and chips with is a point of pride in the UK. Me and this Belgian bird had a fish supper in the back of my van and she said that she wanted mayonnaise on it but the best I could do since I only had salt and vinegar was .............

EWWWWWW Eleventy seven levels of wrong!

 

[stephec]

That is wrong on so many levels! Cinzano all the way until I discovered the delight that is vodka

Mirage and Taboo were dead dead sophisticated, the adverts said so.

 

[Smithbat]

Mirage and Taboo were dead dead sophisticated, the adverts said so.

But they tasted like paint thinner. The dead sophisticated drink was Martini, it had Joan Collins in it and she was well posh.

 

[midlife]

Reverse thrust is normal procedure on an Airbus.

Now is not a good time to mention the black box!

Shaun

 

[Mr Celine]

Back on topic I remember from my days working in the then DHSS reading a report in a liable relative file (liable relative investigations were replaced by the Child Support Agency). Any single parents claiming supplementary benefit were interviewed and the interviewer had to write verbatim what the interviewee said.
Asked who the father of her child was, one claimant was recorded as having replied - 'Put it this way - If you ate a tin of beans for your tea last night and you farted this morning, how could you tell which bean made you fart?'

 

[Roadrider48]

Easy Jet?

Or....Air aenus

 

[Smithbat]

Back on topic I remember from my days working in the then DHSS reading a report in a liable relative file (liable relative investigations were replaced by the Child Support Agency). Any single parents claiming supplementary benefit were interviewed and the interviewer had to write verbatim what the interviewee said.
Asked who the father of her child was, one claimant was recorded as having replied - 'Put it this way - If you ate a tin of beans for your tea last night and you farted this morning, how could you tell which bean made you fart?'

Lovely!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Back on topic I remember from my days working in the then DHSS reading a report in a liable relative file (liable relative investigations were replaced by the Child Support Agency). Any single parents claiming supplementary benefit were interviewed and the interviewer had to write verbatim what the interviewee said.
Asked who the father of her child was, one claimant was recorded as having replied - 'Put it this way - If you ate a tin of beans for your tea last night and you farted this morning, how could you tell which bean made you fart?'

The father was a tin of Beans??!!

 

[tyred]

The condiments we embellish our fish and chips with is a point of pride in the UK. Me and this Belgian bird had a fish supper in the back of my van and she said that she wanted mayonnaise on it but the best I could do since I only had salt and vinegar was .............

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Sorry to spoil the fun folks but it's time to bring this one to a close as it's not the most suitable discussion for a family friendly forum.