Romanian Court Tells Man He Is Not Alive

[classic33]

Aren't the dead Romanians vampires?

Now you're letting your imagination run away with you.

 

[Drago]

On the plus side, he gets to hang out with Phil Lynott and Lemmy.

 

[accountantpete]

That Romanian court came to the same decision when faced with Keith Richards

 

[Drago]

Chuck Norris died in 1972, but Death is too frightened to tell him.

 

[pjd57]

So he can commit any crime he wants now.
They can't prosecute a dead man.

 

[Markymark]

Maybe he’s just brain dead? He should move to Manchester and fit right in.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Is he too late to register his rebirth?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Why did the his wife want the certificate backdating?

Not sure she actually did, it could again be a legal thing, she wanted the marriage annulled so she could get remarried, she must have chosen a specific earthquake as the date she believed he died in. It does now begs the question could she now be prosecuted for bigamy if he is found to be alive?

 

[ozboz]

it's all a bit mad in Eastern Europe , apparently a man who has been dead for years turned up to vote for Putin ,

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I'm gonna steal his natty jacket

Now that you've got his jacket, it's almost impossible to tell you apart...

 

[Levo-Lon]

You would think a country as corrupted as Romania would sell him his life back?
Or steal one from somewhere

 

[bikingdad90]

Not sure she actually did, it could again be a legal thing, she wanted the marriage annulled so she could get remarried, she must have chosen a specific earthquake as the date she believed he died in. It does now begs the question could she now be prosecuted for bigamy if he is found to be alive?

Bigamy is an intreging offence; There are plenty of singletons who may have multiple partners yet are not married so it is ‘ok’ but the moment they get married it becomes an offence because of legislation. In the prior you would be entitled to peruse the other parent for support if their were children. If we then think about pologamy then surely it makes no sense to prosecute if the family is potentially more stable then a single parent and all parents support the children.

I wouldn’t fancy been a judge who has to unpick the complex topic.