Ronnie Pickering

[Drago]

Ronnie Pickering doesn't dial wrong numbers. Other people simply pick up the wrong phone.

 

[Tanis8472]

This appears to be one of those 'in' threads where you have to be a member of the relevant group to be in on it.
Of course I could google said name but the responses to this thread tell me that I'm better off not knowing.

Just for you nsfw

 

[Drago]

When Alexander Graham Bell completed the first telephone he discovered Ronnie Pickering had already left him two voicemails.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

@Drago has swallowed a Chuck Norris Joke Book.

Speaking of which...

 

[ufkacbln]

Allegedly doesn't like traffic wardens either!

 

[ufkacbln]

Ronnie Pickering doesn't have a bar named after him.... Chuck Norris does

In Reykjavik

... and their jokes are as bad as @Drago

 

[Tin Pot]

I think we all know what RP is. A tool.

He walks out of his house and attacks a stranger. Says in his defence he thought the guy might be a drug dealer. How thick can you be?

 

[Cycleops]

And he turns up to court in jeans and a hoodie. He's not too bright is Ronnie, seemingly a king of the poorly thought out decision.

That's his appeal.

 

[EltonFrog]

He is a moronic Berk. ( as in the Cockney rhyming slang)

 

[CanucksTraveller]

That's his appeal.

I wasn't aware that an appeal was supposed to be a more laid back affair to be honest, I thought there was only one sensible dress code for legal processes.

 

[stephec]

It's a bit difficult to have sympathy for either side in this case.

 

[stephec]

Chuck Norris wouldn't dare tell a Ronnie Pickering joke.

 

[Cycleops]

Ronnie Pickering's popularity is threatening to destroy the legend. I'd say about half the population must know who he is, you can no longer say' Ronnie Pickering, who?'

 

[Drago]

Ronnie Pickering puts the fist in pacifist.

 

[Tanis8472]

Who?