I would have probably yelled:
"You, you fat cyclist in that lycra, your bike is crap"
Im sure that would get his attention.
Really, i would have sped up, sprinted past his path. If he hit you, then its his fault, not giving way to you. If he didnt hit you, he would probably end up coming close to the car, or hitting the car, and not you, which is fine.
OR, i would have pulled out my trusty gun, and shot him down(if i have any shots left from shooting all the other car drivers and pedestrians that have annoyed me/looked like/were about to do something dangerous)