betty swollocks
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Sweeping into town yesterday on my fixie, I decided to take a mini roundabout at speed, only to have to stop on a sixpence because a driving school car entered said roundabout from my left directly in front of me. Whether the driver simply didn't look or thought she would chance it, I was unable to discern. Anyway, I toyed briefly with the notion of keeping going and sweeping round its nose, but was prevented by doing so by other traffic.......hence my emergency stop.
Thirty yards ahead was a ahead zebra crossing, where the driver stalled, enabling me to catch her up and come alongside on her outside and yell through her open window, "I bet you'd fail if you did that on your test!"
I was of course referring to her nearly taking me out moments earlier, but overhearing bystanders and pedestrians were not to know this. Comments like
"You rude man!"
"How could you be so cruel!"
"You miserable ****er!"
were hurled at me.
Trying to explain to them about what had happened earlier would have been useless, so I made a rapid exit once the crossing was clear.
Thinking about it later: she may actually have been on her test, which may be why the 'instructor' did not intervene at the roundabout.
If she was, I wonder if she did fail?
Thirty yards ahead was a ahead zebra crossing, where the driver stalled, enabling me to catch her up and come alongside on her outside and yell through her open window, "I bet you'd fail if you did that on your test!"
I was of course referring to her nearly taking me out moments earlier, but overhearing bystanders and pedestrians were not to know this. Comments like
"You rude man!"
"How could you be so cruel!"
"You miserable ****er!"
were hurled at me.

Trying to explain to them about what had happened earlier would have been useless, so I made a rapid exit once the crossing was clear.
Thinking about it later: she may actually have been on her test, which may be why the 'instructor' did not intervene at the roundabout.
If she was, I wonder if she did fail?