Rumour has it that Vernon

[postman]

Latest news update.

A well loved cyclist Vernon,was today helping Police with their enquiries,after his plane landed in Iceland.The manager of the store said i spent five hours making a display of toilet rolls,only to find them allover the place when this plane landed.

 

[vernon]

How can he be missing us ? According to his time travel he hasn't even left us yet.

Yep, I'm not sure where I am timewise but I'm sure as hell happy wherever it is.

Just been told that it's beer o'clock.

Who am I to argue with that?

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 3761352, member: 76"]tight-arse![/QUOTE]

It was during the take offs and landings.

 

[TVC]

Yep, I'm not sure where I am timewise but I'm sure as hell happy wherever it is.

Just been told that it's beer o'clock.

Who am I to argue with that?

Is this a cycling holiday or a drinking holiday?




Daft question, sorry, as you were.

 

[Archie_tect]

Jusrol announced a 70% increase in their second quarter pre-tax profit forecast based on unusually high turnover.

 

[theloafer]

Is this a cycling holiday or a drinking holiday?

arn`t they both the same one go,s with the other ..



Daft question, sorry, as you were.

 

[Cheddar George]

Has landed safely in Seattle and is, even now, as we speak, having pizza and bourbon for breakfast. I bet @vernon is missing his man servant.

What else is he missing?

It's a typo, Vernon has arrived in Settle and is waiting for the steam train to Carlisle.

 

[vernon]

No cycling yet. The bike is still boxed. I'm acclimatising to the American way of life.

Others might call it lazing around.

 

[Hill Wimp]

....and there was me thinking you were wrestling bears

 

[vernon]

....and there was me thinking you were wrestling bears

Looks like I'm going to be wrestling beers. There's a heatwave building up.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Looks like I'm going to be wrestling beers. There's a heatwave building up.

So when do you actually start pedalling East ?

 

[vernon]

So when do you actually start pedalling East ?

Whenever. Monday at the latest, perhaps. I thought that you were aware of my unwillingness to timetable tours.

 

[Archie_tect]

...beats wrestling bare.

 

[postman]

It's a typo, Vernon has arrived in Settle and is waiting for the steam train to Carlisle.

Sleepless in Settle,nah it does not sound right.

 

[postman]

Anyway Vernon if you are missing your pies,here is my latest The Old School House Rufforth..