Rump Misteak

[rich p]

Bollix - I just picked up a nice bit of rump from the local butcher only to find it was missing from the seatpost bag by the time I got home, along with 2 Christmas cards. I retraced my steps and found it in the road near a speed bump I'd bunny-hopped over. Flattened by at least one car and nicely marinaded in grit.
Ché sera!
Omelettes anyone?

 

[Crackle]

Wash it and call it a minute steak

 

[Crackle]

And cover it with peppercorns and then you can't tell what the crunch is

 

[rich p]

[QUOTE 2814569, member: 1314"]Who were the Christmas cards for..?[/quote]
Ken and Hil and Sue and John

 

[rich p]

Wash it and call it a minute steak

I could pop it in the post for your mutt Crax?

 

[snorri]

near a speed bump I'd bunny-hopped over.

I can hear the grandchildren now.........

"Mummy, when is grandpa going to start acting his age?"

 

[Crackle]

I could pop it in the post for your mutt Crax?

I asked; he said he'd prefer a fresh one please. Or some rabbit droppings. He's not fussed which.

 

[rich p]

[QUOTE 2814602, member: 1314"]What about Rita and Bob?[/quote]
It's not in the post Crockers Nor is Ted and Alice's

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2814602, member: 1314"]What about Rita and Bob?[/quote]

Marley?

 

[Aperitif]

Marley?

Lin - as in Ritalin and Boblin' - see, all roads lead to riches...

 

[User33236]

Que sera!

Sorted your Spanish for you

Need a better catch on your seatpost bag

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Wouldn't have happened with a brisket in a basket.

 

[Aperitif]

Wouldn't have happened with a brisket in a basket.

Wouldn't have happened with paneer in a pannier, Ivor. (AKA Ché)

Sorted your Spanish for you

Need a better catch on your seatpost bag

'Cecina' salted your Spanish for you.

 

[TheDoctor]

Get a messenger bag and fillet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Wouldn't have happened with paneer in a pannier, Ivor.

What about some Roquefort in a rickshaw?