Rural Crime

[Vapin' Joe]

This place is turning into a hell-hole, is no one safe?

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/9745689.Fishguard_leg_theft/

 

[Archie_tect]

Anyone with information should hop along to their local police station.

 

[smokeysmoo]

The Police thought they had a suspect, but after further investigation they didn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[postman]

Police are looking for a man with one leg named Smith.-------They are not sure what his other leg is called.

 

[numbnuts]

 

[vernon]

Police are looking for a man with one leg named Smith.-------They are not sure what his other leg is called.

Wesson?

 

[Arch]

Slightly unfortunate that the first ad I saw alongside that article was "Lose 4 stone in 3 months". I guess a whole leg in one day is a good start...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Police should be looking for a bearded chap wearing a long coat and singing 'diddle iddle iddle um'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Police are set to put their foot down and chase the culprit out of hiding.

 

[TVC]

Someone needs to stamp this kind of thing out.

 

[TVC]

Rural crime is also a problem in East Yorkshire:

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I though this would run and run, but I was wrong obviously.

 

[Globalti]

My Turkish agent used to be a lady who had a false leg; when she came to the UK she used to fill it with cash that was being paid outside the banking system to avoid import duty.

 

[Archie_tect]

My Turkish agent used to be a lady who had a false leg....

Used to be?

 

[Globalti]

She's called Mahmoud now.

No, actually we changed agents a few years ago.