Sadly another Pole ;)

[yenrod]

 

[Aperitif]

you telegraphed that one yenrod...

 

[Fnaar]

Przepraszam, ale nie rozumiem

[translation] My postillion has been struck by lightning?

 

[beancounter]

no no no -

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

bc

 

[ChrisKH]

No! -

"My dormouse is constipated."

(Meine Dortmouse hat ferstoppfung in German, possibly.)

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Actually, it says I'm sorry but I don't understand.

Either that or My Hovercraft is full of eels!!!!!!! or I will not buy this record, it is scratched!!!!!!

 

[Dayvo]

la più profonda emozione nel cuore dei cuori trascende tutti i tempi ... e lo spazio

My dyslexic translation of it is:

Nel, the profoundly emotional puré, trancends everything quickly ... and lo and behold, a spas

 

[Fnaar]

la più profonda emozione nel cuore dei cuori trascende tutti i tempi ... e lo spazio

My dyslexic translation of it is:

Nel, the profoundly emotional puré, trancends everything quickly ... and lo and behold, a spas

Or as a long shot...
The deepest emotion in the heart of hearts transcends all time...and space.

 

[walker]

Przepraszam, ale nie rozumiem

translate: I believe I have wet myself wearing the wifes under garments

 

[Keith Oates]

I think he was saying I'll wire you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dayvo]

Or as a long shot...
The deepest emotion in the heart of hearts transcends all time...and space.

Yeah, right! Show off!
I was just, er, playing with words, but you go straight for the kill!