biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
riding home lunchtime i turned into our road and blow me 2 pigeons having a bit of nookie in the middle of the road , now that cannot be safe in many ways
safe sex not
- Thread starter biggs682
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Well I saw a sight last week that amazed me. I was out on my bike and there was some sexual activity ahead of me in the middle of a narrow, very quiet country lane. The sexual activity was being carried out by two rabbits but, tragically, one of the rabbits was no longer...alive. The buck was sha**ing the recently run-over female rabbit who was either dead or breathing her last. At least I think it was a female. Could have been a bit of puddle-jumpery on the male's part of course.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
I once had a male pigeon swoop down and tread a female I'd just shot and put out in the field as a decoy........... still, at least I knew my pattern placing was realistic!
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
When I was a young lad and didn't really understand such things (it was the year before last! 
), my parents' dog was on heat. I'd obviously got some of her scent on me because no sooner had I left the house than a Jack Russell came hurtling up to me, got hold of my right leg and started sh*gging it like crazy! 
I didn't know what it was doing but I knew I wasn't enjoying it so I started swinging my leg about but the little f*cker wouldn't let go (pun intended)!
I smacked him against a wall a few times but that didn't put him off.
I reckon he was rehearsing for a place on Mastermind or something (I've started, so I'll finish!) ...
I bashed him against the wall a couple more times, then he let out a little yelp, shuddered, and finally let go. He staggered off down the pavement with a satisfied smirk on his canine face ...
), my parents' dog was on heat. I'd obviously got some of her scent on me because no sooner had I left the house than a Jack Russell came hurtling up to me, got hold of my right leg and started sh*gging it like crazy! I didn't know what it was doing but I knew I wasn't enjoying it so I started swinging my leg about but the little f*cker wouldn't let go (pun intended)!
I smacked him against a wall a few times but that didn't put him off.
I reckon he was rehearsing for a place on Mastermind or something (I've started, so I'll finish!) ...
I bashed him against the wall a couple more times, then he let out a little yelp, shuddered, and finally let go. He staggered off down the pavement with a satisfied smirk on his canine face ...
