Sainsburys "Colleagues".

[Tim Hall]

NT's local Morrisons has one aisle devoted to "Dog Food" and "Lightbulbs", which is an interesting combo.

They also have one marked "Chocolate Biscuits" and "Healthier Biscuits"....

My local branch of Mr Sainsbury's Emporium of Toothy Comestibles had "Everyday Treats" and "Special Treats".

Mind you I boggled slightly when I parsed the sign for "Loose Passion Fruit" wrongly.

And as for "Adult Cereal"...I haven't time for that sort of thing in the morning. (but I do wonder what it involves).

 

[Sara_H]

My sainsbos announce that "All colleagues attending the afternoon rumble should go to.... " Rumble wtf is that?

I asked a sainsburys "colleague" what the rumble was as I thought it sounded exciting and wondered if it was worth sneakin in. Apparently it's just a meeting where they quickly appraise each other of the current state of affairs and redeploy as necesserry.

My favourite supermarket announcement is "Janitor to the egg aisle please".

 

[Nearly there]

A rumble is a quick tidy of the store removing empty card and bringing stock forward on shelves,A huddle is when they get colleague's together and let them know what's happening in the store/business etc