Sandwich Rules

[Fnaar]

Please allow me to qualify...
chips + salt + vinegar + ketchup =
chips +mayo -salt -vinegar = and makes you feel vaguely Belgian.

 

[Fnaar]

Ketchup (and other aforementioned condiments) are the sperm of the devil.

No, that's mustard

 

[Greedo]

Quite possibly the most sensible post you've ever made

Bacon - brown sauce

Sausage - tomato sauce

 

[got-to-get-fit]

my mum used to swear by kit kat sandwiches

 

[Fnaar]

my mum used to swear by kit kat sandwiches

I would too. I'd stand by them and say "Who the f*ck put a kit kat in my sandwich!"

 

[Greedo]

You just made me spit red wine all over the keyboard ya b*stard!

I would too. I'd stand by them and say "Who the f*ck put a kit kat in my sandwich!"

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Hummus with mango chutney (and anything else you care to add)

Peanut butter with sliced banana and Szechuan chili paste.

Oh, yes...

 

[Abitrary]

I believe you. I believe you eat that absolutely every day.