Saturday - Katie Price's No Claims Discount Arm Wrestles Greta Thunberg's Secret Coal Mine

[Pinno718]

Your world mile record hasn't been challenged yet, I guess?

What's this 'world mile' to which you speak of?
Is it like putting the empty beer cans end to end and measuring it after a week or so?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ladies and gentlemen, and Accy - it's not even 9am yet and we have our Post of the Day right there!

i don't get it

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Applebogies. I was using a watch on my bedside table that's about 25 minutes fast. It's in the auto winder and gains a bit.

You could have said you are currently on Eurostar speeding back from a mission in Paris…

 

[Drago]

You could have said you are currently on Eurostar speeding back from a mission in Paris…

That's it. I'm on HS2 and travelling so fast it's distorting time.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That's it. I'm on HS2 and travelling so fast it's distorting time.

Sorry HS2 is so slow; railways are reverting to steam, and transport by canal is becoming competitive again.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Applebogies. I was using a watch on my bedside table that's about 25 minutes fast. It's in the auto winder and gains a bit.

Oh, I thought it was because you had a watch which wound through, erm, wrist action.

Do you ungrates like the thread title though?

No. It’s the type of thread title I’ve started to put on ignore!

 

[Drago]

No. It’s the type of thread title I’ve started to put on ignore!

Hhhmmm. This is a problem. I've always thought of you as my core audience.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Hhhmmm. This is a problem. I've always thought of you as my core audience.

I still am! If it hadn’t shown you as the thread starter I wouldn’t have clicked on it.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Ladies and gentlemen, and Accy - it's not even 9am yet and we have our Post of the Day right there!

Half past 4 down your way, I hear.

 

[classic33]

The title of the thread has changed since I first posted.

Thanks but no thanks. I don’t want to know.

I've looked for the "other" thread, thinking he'd started two. A simple change of title, that explains why its not findable.
Disappointing.....

 

[postman]

I don’t know what/who Katie Price is. Thunberg I’ve heard of. @Drago went off on the permanent sick in his forties bless him

Postman moving to Oslo.Friggin tabloids fawn and fall over her they adore her.

 

[Drago]

Half past 4 down your way, I hear.

You mean up my end?

I've looked for the "other" thread, thinking he'd started two. A simple change of title, that explains why its not findable.
Disappointing.....

I've not changed the title!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've not changed the title!

I was wondering when it was mentioned earlier.

 

[classic33]

You mean up my end?



I've not changed the title!

Yer certain, it was late last night!

 

[VinSumRox]

Good day out cycling round catching the WTOB, only 2 heavy rain showers! Lots of coffee and cake though.