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Saturday morning joke thread

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 4 Aug 2007.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one
    in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his
    wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into
    his ear.
    He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in
    deeper.
    His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and
    decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.
    After being informed of the problem, their
    daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
    The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
    father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut
    flew out.
    The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
    that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the
    kitchen for something to eat.
    Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's
    wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"
    The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"
     
  2. Shaun

    Shaun Founder Staff Member

    Really did wonder where that one was going ... until that last line :rolleyes: :blush:
     
  3. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Reminds me of the one that asks

    "What's Green and Smells of Pork?"
















    Kermit's middle finger.......