ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
I was riding home tonight and in the darkness saw what I thought was a rear light on a bike. Distance .85 of a mile away.
The next time I saw it it was .57 of a mile away.
The next time it was .4 of a mile away.
The last time I saw it it was .35 of a mile away.
(all on twisting country lanes)
I then got to my village and did an extra loop to get 23 miles in, instead of 22.8.
As I rode along I saw a solitary bike parked up near the bus shelter (I'd rode a different (longer) route round the village, but got to the same point as him)
Total distance to get the scalp was 4.47 miles.
Did I kick his @rse or what?
The next time I saw it it was .57 of a mile away.
The next time it was .4 of a mile away.
The last time I saw it it was .35 of a mile away.
(all on twisting country lanes)
I then got to my village and did an extra loop to get 23 miles in, instead of 22.8.
As I rode along I saw a solitary bike parked up near the bus shelter (I'd rode a different (longer) route round the village, but got to the same point as him)
Total distance to get the scalp was 4.47 miles.
Did I kick his @rse or what?