Scared the crap outta a driver on Sunday

[BentMikey]

You know those fake tattoo armwarmers? I got some last week and wore them on my Sunday commute. A driver beeped me and I wasn't sure why, so I went to ask him at the next lights. Que the usual blanking the cyclist, then he drove off as the lights changed quite quickly. He RLJed the next set, and then when I caught him a couple of miles down the road and it looked like he'd be stuck in the queue, he went in the right turn line and jumped past all the traffic to go straight on. Well funny, when all I wanted to do was find out if I'd done something wrong. I did feel slightly guilty though.

 

[magnatom]

You know those fake tattoo armwarmers? I got some last week and wore them on my Sunday commute. A driver beeped me and I wasn't sure why, so I went to ask him at the next lights. Que the usual blanking the cyclist, then he drove off as the lights changed quite quickly. He RLJed the next set, and then when I caught him a couple of miles down the road and it looked like he'd be stuck in the queue, he went in the right turn line and jumped past all the traffic to go straight on. Well funny, when all I wanted to do was find out if I'd done something wrong. I did feel slightly guilty though.

Did the POV.1 pick up the fear in his eyes?

 

[domtyler]

Come on Mikey, post a pic of you wearing them then, I dare you!

 

[nilling]

fake tattoo armwarmers

whatever next, mits that have the words love and hate?

 

[Perry]

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Coooool.


I've got to get me some of those!!!


Edit: but maybe not quite so garish!

 

[hackbike 6]

Come on Mikey, post a pic of you wearing them then, I dare you!

Perhaps he's thinking of getting some real ones.

 

[Andy Pandy]

tat arm warmers are the best safety device you can buy. Nobody ever pulls out on me when I wear them. Just make sure your seams are on the inside, as one little kid said to me when stopped at the lights "Oi mister, they're F**king fake"

 

[Maz]

A female wig with those tattoos will not only make you impact proof but make drivers swear that they will never touch another drop in their lives. Esp if combined with fake hair chest poking out of the top of a pink lycra vest.

Sounds like Barbera (Babs Cabs) from The League of Gentlemen.

Eeeeee, it's me nipples...

 

[Arch]

Coooool.


I've got to get me some of those!!!


Edit: but maybe not quite so garish!

I guess you have to wash them a lot to get the 'faded almost to just blue' look as you get older...

Fab idea!

 

[domtyler]

I guess you have to wash them a lot to get the 'faded almost to just blue' look as you get older...

Fab idea!

I thought you already had metal spikes in your forehead, do you think the world is ready for a tattooed Arch?