seagulls!

[gavroche]

I hate the bloody things!
We have velux windows. Everytime I clean them, they come along and shoot all over them, same with the car.
I wish I could buy a gun and shoot them. They are an absolute pest.
Once, about one month ago, one shoot on the top of my head as I was walking home from the shop. Did the lottery the same evening but didn't bring me any luck.

 

[G-Zero]

How does the car get up on your roof ?

 

[sdr gb]

I hate the bloody things!

Once, about one month ago, one shoot on the top of my head as I was walking home from the shop.

This has happened to me twice, once in Blackpool and once on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh. I think i've got a target on my head.

 

[biggs682]

glad i still have a small amount of hair covering top of my head

 

[Archie_tect]

Had chips bombed on the prom at the seaside a few times which is irritating.

 

[Globalti]

Last year I was driving my car along a leafy lane when a large bird shat on it, there was so much brown liquid splattered over the windscreen that I had to use the wipers, which only made it worse. I stopped at the next garage and jetwashed the car. From the amount it could have been a cow in the tree.

 

[Durian]

It's not just the fact they shoot everywhere but it's also the screeching noise they make, especially when they have youngsters around. When I was living in Devon there was a story about a seagull being shot with a crossbow and the bird eventually fell to earth and landed on a table in the beer garden of the pub, the tourists were not amused.

Cull all seagulls, horrible things.

 

[Fnaar]

Shitehawks.

 

[fossyant]

The ones in N. Wales are trained to poo on anything shiney. Been in Rhyl this morning and the buggers have splatter bombed the back of my car.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It's posh round here, they're litter trained.

 

[subaqua]

The ones in N. Wales are trained to poo on anything shiney. Been in Rhyl this morning and the buggers have splatter bombed the back of my car.

TBF you could be talking about the residents of Rhyl or Seagulls in that statement. I do agree about seagulls in N Wales being a big poop problem though. working in Rhyl and Prestatyn ( which incidentally is the Welsh for intercourse ) was always a seagull nightmare

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Prestatyn ( which incidentally is the Welsh for intercourse )

Prestatyn Caerphilly otherwise it Wrexham is Welsh gentle intercourse.

 

[subaqua]

Prestatyn Caerphilly otherwise it Wrexham is Welsh gentle intercourse.

have just had a strange look from the guy across the office as I LMAO at that. top notch