Seattle Sperm Bike

[trustysteed]

clearly not tubeless tyres that were bought at a snip

 

[Mr Phoebus]

He got it from Wiggle.

 

[trustysteed]

it's amazing what a sudden spurt of ingenuity can produce

 

[Mr Phoebus]

A little expensive and extravagant but he decided to splash out on it.

 

[trustysteed]

the early nerd gets the sperm

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Sometimes you can get too excited and arrive too soon.

 

[trustysteed]

that's a tad polemic

 

[Red Light]

He's left the helmet behind.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Egg-stream cycling?

 

[Red Light]

Make sure you've got the right time for the monthly cycle or you'll be on your own.

 

[TVC]

I didn't see that one coming.