Listen very carefully, your very life now depends on it.
"three is three" is a Grand Order of the Ancient One-Liners (a subsect of the Freemasons, or was it Fundamentalist Zoroastrians, never can quite distinguish between the two....) response to a ritual only performed once every 78 years. If you study the painting "Dejeuner sur l'herbe" you'll see that the artist subliminally includes the message in the number of petals on the blossom behind the scary -looking bird in the hat. In the ritual, which involves fourteen chinese midgets and an airship (one of the reasons it only occurs once every 78 years) the grand One-Liner opens the ritual with a question. We never get to know what the question is, but we eventually hear the answer, which the vice pres has sent you in code.
It appears now that he has in fact invited you to join the order, and the only way to signal your intention is to add an absolute whopper to the "Post a Lie" thread, but beware, this must be to any member other than Speicher. Failure to respond will have terrible consequences, not least of which will be that your tyres will be replaced by Bonty Hardcase 25s, the ones with the yellow bands on them, and you'll have to wear Polish cycling shorts, whether they flatter you or not.
Did you think you could keep your location a secret KEEF?
