Sent to pubic jail.

[EltonFrog]

It's obviously a much worse crime to attempt to defraud a restaurant out of £20 or so than it is to knock a cyclist off their bike...

I said, don't get me started.

 

[albion]

I quite imagine the guy had other form apart from this pubic order/attempted fraud offence.

 

[TheDoctor]

Your sins will catch up with you.
Did he order a Chicken Karma?
[gets coat]