Serious diagnosis

[FatBloke]

There's no doubt about it! I have the sore throat, the cough, the headache, the blocked nose, the burning eye sockets and slightly aching limbs.

I have... ... ... MAN FLU!!!!!

 

[Arch]

Aw. Has poor Fatbloke got an ickle cold then?

There's nothing for it, hospitalisation and a month of being fed cake in bed.

I would help, but my leg's just fallen off, and I've got bubonic plague, so it's making work a bit harder and I can't spare the time, what with also needing to run the country and abolish world poverty...

Seriously, though... get well soon.

 

[Aperitif]

Just had it for one week (+vat) and it STINKS! (or would do if I could smell it...)
A blow out of the worst kind...

Hot drinks, and no transfusions...get well soon.

 

[spen666]

Just had it for one week (+vat) ...

Is there nothing gordon Brown won't tax?

VAT on manflu, whatever next? A tax on dying perhaps?

 

[Yorkshireman]

This man-flu business. It's all a joke, right?

Only if you're female and don't have it

 

[wafflycat]

Do you want me to come and rub your chest with Vick?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Do the Dunrun...help sweat it out of you!

Have a nice hot Stella toddy.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Are you sure Hincapie hasn't given you it? You do seem rather close

 

[FatBloke]

Do you want me to come and rub your chest with Vick?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Your mission,Fattersbe, should you decide to accept it...
is to infect at least another 5 people.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Aw. Has poor Fatbloke got an ickle cold then?

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Do not mock the man - I had the same symptoms and I had to go home early on Monday. When a bloke gets it, then it's very serious.

 

[barq]

This man-flu business. It's all a joke, right?

Preferable to bird 'flu.

Sorry, I'll get my coat...

 

[Elmer Fudd]

My local chinese does a very good man flu, not as nice as the duck in black bean sauce tho'.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The Chinese strain: Flu Man ah-Choo.

 

[Big Bren]

I can feel the start of a bout of man-flu coming on myself - my wife is already stocking up on rich tea and sympathy and has prepared the kids to fend for themselves for a week whilst she devotes herself to full-time nursing care.

Horrible business the man flu - I'd like to offer my condolences to your family, just in case.

Bren