Serious diagnosis

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by FatBloke, 26 Jul 2007.

  1. FatBloke

    FatBloke Well-Known Member

    There's no doubt about it! I have the sore throat, the cough, the headache, the blocked nose, the burning eye sockets and slightly aching limbs.

    I have... ... ... MAN FLU!!!!! xx(xx(xx(:thumbsup:
  2. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    Aw. Has poor Fatbloke got an ickle cold then? :thumbsup:

    There's nothing for it, hospitalisation and a month of being fed cake in bed.

    I would help, but my leg's just fallen off, and I've got bubonic plague, so it's making work a bit harder and I can't spare the time, what with also needing to run the country and abolish world poverty...

    Seriously, though... get well soon.:thumbsup:
  3. Just had it for one week (+vat) and it STINKS! (or would do if I could smell it...)
    A blow out of the worst kind...:thumbsup:

    Hot drinks, and no transfusions...get well soon.:thumbsup:
  4. spen666

    spen666 Guru

    Is there nothing gordon Brown won't tax?

    VAT on manflu, whatever next? A tax on dying perhaps?
  5. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

    Only if you're female and don't have it :thumbsup:
  6. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    middle of Norfolk
    Do you want me to come and rub your chest with Vick?
  7. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    Sounds more like systemic cancer to me, you'll be lucky to see the weekend.
  8. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Do the sweat it out of you!

    Have a nice hot Stella toddy. :thumbsup:
  9. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Are you sure Hincapie hasn't given you it? You do seem rather close :thumbsup::girl:
  10. OP

    FatBloke Well-Known Member

  11. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Your mission,Fattersbe, should you decide to accept it...
    is to infect at least another 5 people.
  12. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Do not mock the man - I had the same symptoms and I had to go home early on Monday. When a bloke gets it, then it's very serious.
  13. barq

    barq Senior Member

    Birmingham, UK
    Preferable to bird 'flu. :thumbsup:

    Sorry, I'll get my coat...
  14. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    My local chinese does a very good man flu, not as nice as the duck in black bean sauce tho'.
  15. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    The Chinese strain: Flu Man ah-Choo.
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