Serious diagnosis

There's no doubt about it! I have the sore throat, the cough, the headache, the blocked nose, the burning eye sockets and slightly aching limbs.

I have... ... ... MAN FLU!!!!!

 

Aw. Has poor Fatbloke got an ickle cold then?

There's nothing for it, hospitalisation and a month of being fed cake in bed.

I would help, but my leg's just fallen off, and I've got bubonic plague, so it's making work a bit harder and I can't spare the time, what with also needing to run the country and abolish world poverty...

Seriously, though... get well soon.

 

Just had it for one week (+vat) and it STINKS! (or would do if I could smell it...)
A blow out of the worst kind...

Hot drinks, and no transfusions...get well soon.

 

Is there nothing gordon Brown won't tax?

VAT on manflu, whatever next? A tax on dying perhaps?

 

This man-flu business. It's all a joke, right?

 

Only if you're female and don't have it

 

Do you want me to come and rub your chest with Vick?

 

You know Pendleton?

 

Sounds more like systemic cancer to me, you'll be lucky to see the weekend.

 

Do the Dunrun...help sweat it out of you!

Have a nice hot Stella toddy.

 

Are you sure Hincapie hasn't given you it? You do seem rather close

 

Your mission,Fattersbe, should you decide to accept it...
is to infect at least another 5 people.

 

Do not mock the man - I had the same symptoms and I had to go home early on Monday. When a bloke gets it, then it's very serious.

 

Preferable to bird 'flu.

Sorry, I'll get my coat...