Sex with a tree.

[dellzeqq]

now that's just plane silly!

 

[Crankarm]

Doggy style with a Dogwood .

How was her bark? Wuff!

 

[Crankarm]

Bet William Shaw hopes he's now firing planks otherwise their could be some really strange offspring ........

That's going to look good having a tree in his family tree .

 

[on the road]

Bet William Shaw hopes he's now firing planks otherwise their could be some really strange offspring

Don't you mean offshoots

 

[Fab Foodie]

Thanks!

I hope the mods conifer first before locking this thread.

I think they should take advice from their Elders...

 

[Crankarm]

I hope this guy hasn't led this tree up the garden path. I'm sure she, if she is ...... a she tree, has twigged that Bill Shaw's intentions were less than honourable. He's really got to do the decent thing and ask for her hand, sorry branch, in Holy woodlock .

Might be difficult as the Judge has banned Shaw from Central Park. I guess she can wait for him until he's completed his punishment. Then they can be together.

 

[Fab Foodie]

This is becoming a very Poplar thread...

 

[on the road]

Maybe he was a tree hugger

 

[Watt-O]

Maybe he was a tree hugger

tree bugger more like - filthy beast.

 

[Crackle]

Are these puns still springing up?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Are these puns still springing up?

Oi Crackle... LEAF IT!

 

[betty swollocks]

I hope he was boled over by the experience.

 

[Watt-O]

These tree puns are hard to think up! Thanks to Betty Swollocks I've learnt a bit more about our dear aboreal friends!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm still worrying over the splinters issue. Unless he went across the grain

 

[on the road]

He thought he'd fertilize the tree