Shameful secrets thread

[papercorn2000]

I once killed a man with a fender guitar...

 

[4F]

I once fell asleep at a status quo gig. It was **** and why my wife ever thought it would be the ideal fathers day present I will never know.

 

[Landslide]

As in a man who had a Fender, or you used it as the murder weapon?

 

[Hilldodger]

Would you have killed him if he'd had another make?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i've seen aha in concert

 

[Kirstie]

[whispers]
i see dead people
[/whispers]

 

[Hilldodger]

No, that's what local people in your village look like

 

[Kirstie]

No they be inbred, they be - eyes too close together, no thumbs, webbed feet, not a lot of intelligence and they all look very similar...

 

[Hilldodger]

I know, I went to high school with some of them....

 

[Fnaar]

I'm a lesbian

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I once killed a man with a fender guitar...

.. I once went to a meatloaf gig.

 

[Crackle]

I'm a lesbian

You were a Lesbian on the other thread too. Are you sure you're not two Lesbians?

 

[Landslide]

Wouldn't that make him bi-sexual?

 

[Crackle]

I ride a hybrid and it is the only bike I own!

You forgot to mention your spoke habit.

 

[User482]

I once got my car stuck in a Scottish beach and had to beg for help from a 4x4 driver.