You'd think it would be a simple matter wouldn't you. Go shop, pick up bottle of shampoo and pay. Oh no; the shampoo market is saturated and highly diverse it seems. You can buy shampoo with lemon, mint, eucalyptus, Aloe Vera, professional shampoo for limp hair, greasy hair, dry hair, coloured hair, what, coloured hair, is there a monochrome version of hair or something. Lots of people have dandruff it seems, dry dandruff, wet dandruff, itchy scalp, brittle ends, you name it. there are shelves and shelves of this stuff but none of the bottles simply say, shampoo for people with hair. You can buy it in refill bottles, bottles with a flip top, bottles you hang somewhere, bottles designed to shoot out your soapy hand and fly around the shower before disappearing over the top of the screen. Some of it must be made from precious gems, considering the cost, though if you buy 5, you get two free. Five would do me for a lifetime.
Finally I closed my eyes and picked one at random. It's green but it says shampoo, so it'll do. And I haven't even covered conditioner yet.
Finally I closed my eyes and picked one at random. It's green but it says shampoo, so it'll do. And I haven't even covered conditioner yet.
