Shampoo!

[postman]

I have tried showering in Fairy Liquid.It states it removes all fat.On my tenth bottle,it's not working yet.

 

[snorri]

You'd think it would be a simple matter wouldn't you.

It is simple if you shop at Lidl and not these poncy multi-choice outlets which appear to include a charge for the time you have to spend selecting the "right" product for you.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Not to mention Alpecin. Who needs caffeine in their hair even if it is German engineering?

It works very well, but I must say, if I wash my hair after three in the afternoon with Alpecin, I can't sleep that evening.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It works very well, but I must say, if I wash my hair after three in the afternoon with Alpecin, I can't sleep that evening.

Have you tried wearing a bathing cap puccino?

 

[Tin Pot]

I was at Superdrug analysing the products they sell, once, the active ingredients (the bits that actually clean your hair) were the same across all shampoos. Less than 2% iirc of the shampoo, the other 98% was there just to make to feel like your hair was being cleaned.

 

[keithmac]

Best thing I did was shave it all off!, haven't used shampoo personally for nearly 20 years now.

I have to wash my 5 year old daughter's hair though which requires shampoo and then conditioner. He hair is down to her waist and it's a real ballache..

 

[Accy cyclist]

I struggled to find whether it was shampoo or conditioner,when i picked out a bottle in the bathroom. It tells you everything it's for but not what it is.

 

[Piemaster]

My wife accused me this morning of using her shampoo. I denied it, but my long silky flowing locks gave me away.

 

[TheDoctor]

ASJT

Age, Sex, Jagermeister Time?
*baffled*

 

[Dirk]

A bar of 'Simple Soap' - lasts ages and suits my simple 'ade.

 

[TheDoctor]

Another subtle joke trampled.

Perhaps you could explain it? I genuinely don't understand!

 

[pplpilot]

Billy's take on buying shampoo (starts at 3.15)

 

[tyred]

I just use something from the pound shop with Polish writing on it. At least I think it's shampoo...

 

[Bollo]

I just use something from the pound shop with Polish writing on it. At least I think it's shampoo...

It 's probably just polish.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I remember my woodwork teacher telling us of his first job working Saturdays in a chemists. One of his tasks was to fill the big glass bottles with shampoo for dispensing into smaller bottles. All the shampoo came in a big drum and it was colourless. His job was to put blue colourant in one bottle and pink into the other, it was then sold as blue for normal hair and pink for greasy hair.