Short guide to womanese

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Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
XmisterIS said:
Oh my ... oh yes ... many, many years! ... plans, I have ... great plans! ... my precious ... we likes the precious ....

(cue evil cackling, insane grinning and rubbing of hands).

Are you sure you're not related to my Aunty Pauline?
 

Saddle bum

Über Member
Location
Kent
The answer to, "Does my bum look big in this?" is not, "I'll tell you when you've got it all in", as I found out to my cost.
 
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