Should have gone to Specsavers

[vernon]

Read about it here

 

[TVC]

Not actually that unusual, I had the outline of a surprised pigeon on my kitchen window a couple of years ago.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes, the doves and pigeons here do it regularly, but a few years back, one pigeon hit the window so hard that it smashed it's brains out. Not very nice.

 

[asterix]

It's why I don't clean my windows too much so's de boids don't hoit demselves.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Bet he feels a right ta-wit

 

[vernon]

It 'owled in pain no doubt.