Should we adopt the FFF system to measure rides?

[PeteXXX]

Just to confuse Strava and Garmin, should we adopt the Furlong/Firkin/Fortnight (FFF) system system?

~FFF~~

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I refuse to even consider the FFF system, because it's clearly incomplete, as it never mentions the unacceptably close passing distance, i.e. the gnat's d!ck.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

That's obviously not refined enough. Firkins and furlongs seem okay, but it needs to be shorter time wise. Either by days or maybe even more refined, so we could pick a particular day or something shorter, so I propose either a weekend or a fraction of a minute, so Sunday or seconds to give the FFS index.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Light years/parsec.

 

[Drago]

A firkin? Didn't know one could use a pubic wig to measure a ride.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

A firkin? Didn't know one could use a pubic wig to measure a ride.

Did you know the use letters to donate wig size? The coiffure that measured me up had a look and said 'firkin L' small.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A firkin? Didn't know one could use a pubic wig to measure a ride.

Stop merkin about!

 

[TheDoctor]

Light years/parsec.

Both measures of distance?

 

[vernon]

Just to confuse Strava and Garmin, should we adopt the Furlong/Firkin/Fortnight (FFF) system system?

~FFF~~

Only if you adopt the Sugar Puff and Rice Crispy as units of energy.

 

[IDMark2]

Pete's support for the FFF is quite ardent...

From Wiki...
'F*ck for Forest, an environmental group that raises money through the production of pornography'

 

[tyred]

The only instrument you need to measure how good your bike ride was is a smileometer.