should we be worried about modern makeup/'beauty'?

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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Smoked whale bollocks beer anyone?

You go first!
 

surfdude

Veteran
Location
cornwall
to answer the question . NO because i am a man that does not ware makeup and being a keen gardener i get all the mud and snail slim i need to make myself beautiful and skin like silk without wrinkles just by getting stuck in and muddy .
oh and my jack russell waking me up with a lick to the face most mornings
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
searching for a nutritional sheep lick on the internet

As you do...
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
I blame Cleopatra: Asses's milk is hard to get hold of in those quantities now. Though we could milk a few forum members.

Beluga whale Caviar is of course no longer available since it was banned by the EU and USA Governments. It caused quite a stink at the time so much that Hollywood eventually made a film about it starring Clint Eastwood .... The Outlawed Beluga Whales IIRC ....

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young Ed

young Ed

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Aren't you a bit late. It's nearly finished in the Yorkshire Dales
hill sheep lamb them selves out side when and as they like really. but yeah well we try to lamb round easter here in kent, some lambing in sheds some lambing out in the fields. personally my 2 ewes are lambing from the 2nd week of april is the plan, we will see when it happens! most people here have anywhere up to about 50 lambs i would say out of flocks of about 300 ewes or so but many have maybe 20 lambs or so
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to answer the question . NO because i am a man that does not ware makeup and being a keen gardener i get all the mud and snail slim i need to make myself beautiful and skin like silk without wrinkles just by getting stuck in and muddy .
oh and my jack russell waking me up with a lick to the face most mornings
to worried about all that make up, eye shadow, foundation, blusher and lip stick i use as that's all made of pure mud, sheep and cow shoot and a bit of hay/straw etc!
searching for a nutritional sheep lick on the internet
sounds pornographic to me, did you find one ed?
yeah found a few but i reckon another trip to the local ag merchants is calling, just about the only reason i go to town and the only shopping i enjoy and it takes 2 or 3 hours to buy one simple thing there, first you have a look round the ground agricultural floor, then in the horse tack and other horsey area in the basement underground and then once more round the ground agricultural floor and then up stairs to drool at guns and other shooting bits..... and then to find the 50p clip you went in there for!

as for nutritional sheep lick sounding pornographic, well i'm not sure if there is such on the net. maybe you could check for the benefit of everyone on CC's curiosity!
As you do...
yeah of course you do, don't you?
i also have 2 tabs open looking at tractors in my browser and an earth road clamp lying in my bed. oh and the cardboard box labeled sheep first aid and too used and dirty shepherds crooks lying behind me, i thought that was normal... isn't it? are they not essential household items for you then?
and what about a bag of hay lying in the hall?
Cheers Ed
 
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young Ed

young Ed

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or the overalls covered in mud, oil and grease and sheep shoot in the hall? piece of everyday clothing for me!
Cheers Ed
 
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