Shouted at TWICE Damn Pedestrians

[GrumpyGregry]

Jaysus Greg, calm down brother.

Perfectly calm, old chap, perfectly calm. Just presenting an alternative point of view.

I don't necessarily type in the tone of voice you hear you know!

 

[martint235]

A changeling is much easier to house train and its parents would be so proud.

They are but getting the license,importation etc is so much bother. I've got a troll here and now that I can adopt.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

They are but getting the license,importation etc is so much bother. I've got a troll here and now that I can adopt.

A troll in the hand is worth two in the cave. As they say in old Norse.

 

[Friz]

A. Why do you need that at the front of a queue of traffic?
B. There can be no arkward wobbling whilst stationary with a foot down.
C. Why do you need to be agressive? Why do you need to hammer it across?

It's just the way I do it.

 

[Smurfy]

Why do you need to hammer it across?

To make up for all the time wasted getting stuck behind cyclists who:
1. Keep putting a foot down because they can't balance on two wheels.
2. Don't have the confidence, or are too incompetent to employ the full range of filtering techniques.

 

[400bhp]

To make up for all the time wasted getting stuck behind cyclists who:
1. Keep putting a foot down because they can't balance on two wheels.
2. Don't have the confidence, or are too incompetent to employ the full range of filtering techniques.

Do you heel-toe too?

 

[Sheffield_Tiger]

To make up for all the time wasted getting stuck behind cyclists who:
1. Keep putting a foot down because they can't balance on two wheels.
2. Don't have the confidence, or are too incompetent to employ the full range of filtering techniques.

Any tips for those of us who have mastered the art of clipping in only to get stuck behind those who insist on trackstanding on a fixie with stupidly high gearing?

 

[Smurfy]

Do you heel-toe too?

Only on the dance floor!

Any tips for those of us who have mastered the art of clipping in only to get stuck behind those who insist on trackstanding on a fixie with stupidly high gearing?

Ask them if they need a push. They'll soon realise their choice of gear is neither big nor clever.

 

[Sheffield_Tiger]

I always do a perfect trackstand anyway





...on the catrike
(or is that more a tracksit?)

 

[Dan B]

Any tips for those of us who have mastered the art of clipping in only to get stuck behind those who insist on trackstanding on a fixie with stupidly high gearing?

Push your way to the front while the lights are still red. Everyone else does.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

2. Don't have the confidence, or are too incompetent to employ the full range of filtering techniques.

What a narrow range of motivations you assume people have...

 

[VamP]

A troll in the hand is worth two in the cave. As they say in old Norse.

Goblins are good. Better than friggin' hobbits anyway.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Goblins are good. Better than friggin' hobbits anyway.

had a goblin for a while. made a crackin' cup of tea iirc. As for hobbits I'd forcibly repatriate them back to middle earth.

 

[400bhp]

Hobbits are a PITA - have to buy them custom made shoes.

 

[perplexed]

Hobbits are a PITA - have to buy them custom made shoes.

But on the upside, life would be an endless round of breakfasts...