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Jezston

Über Member
Location
London
jimboalee said:
Rule 1.

Don't mouth off at anyone within 1/2 mile of your home.

They might see you again and come to the conclusion you live nearby.
If they see you again, they might stealthily observe which house you ride to.

Then, one night.......

I'm a bit worried about this myself at the moment.

Was riding home, and two chavs just sat in a shiny car, parked outside a big block of flats, inside lights off, with other cars pulling up next to them then driving off a few secs later ... suggesting they are dealers.

One of them starts shining a green laser pen into my eyes as I approach. I blast my airzound at them and call them dickheads before riding off.

Now really worried I might get shot on my way home tonight. Nottingham kind of has a reputation for that kind of stuff.
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
jimboalee said:
Rule 1.

Don't mouth off at anyone within 1/2 mile of your home.

They might see you again and come to the conclusion you live nearby.
If they see you again, they might stealthily observe which house you ride to.

Then, one night.......

Don't lead them to your door then ..........
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
jimboalee said:
Rule 1.

Don't mouth off at anyone within 1/2 mile of your home.

They might see you again and come to the conclusion you live nearby.
If they see you again, they might stealthily observe which house you ride to.

Then, one night.......

Don't lead them to your door then ..........
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
jimboalee said:
Rule 1.

Don't mouth off at anyone within 1/2 mile of your home.

They might see you again and come to the conclusion you live nearby.
If they see you again, they might stealthily observe which house you ride to.

Then, one night.......

Don't lead them to your door then ..........
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
Jezston said:
I'm a bit worried about this myself at the moment.

Was riding home, and two chavs just sat in a shiny car, parked outside a big block of flats, inside lights off, with other cars pulling up next to them then driving off a few secs later ... suggesting they are dealers.

One of them starts shining a green laser pen into my eyes as I approach. I blast my airzound at them and call them dickheads before riding off.

Now really worried I might get shot on my way home tonight. Nottingham kind of has a reputation for that kind of stuff.

Ride a different route. As it has been said, don't abuse anyone, keep it civil, try and outwit them which isn't hard.
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
Jezston said:
I'm a bit worried about this myself at the moment.

Was riding home, and two chavs just sat in a shiny car, parked outside a big block of flats, inside lights off, with other cars pulling up next to them then driving off a few secs later ... suggesting they are dealers.

One of them starts shining a green laser pen into my eyes as I approach. I blast my airzound at them and call them dickheads before riding off.

Now really worried I might get shot on my way home tonight. Nottingham kind of has a reputation for that kind of stuff.

Ride a different route. As it has been said, don't abuse anyone, keep it civil, try and outwit them which isn't hard.
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
Jezston said:
I'm a bit worried about this myself at the moment.

Was riding home, and two chavs just sat in a shiny car, parked outside a big block of flats, inside lights off, with other cars pulling up next to them then driving off a few secs later ... suggesting they are dealers.

One of them starts shining a green laser pen into my eyes as I approach. I blast my airzound at them and call them dickheads before riding off.

Now really worried I might get shot on my way home tonight. Nottingham kind of has a reputation for that kind of stuff.

Ride a different route. As it has been said, don't abuse anyone, keep it civil, try and outwit them which isn't hard.
 
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