Silliest Euphemism for "doing it"

[Beebo]

It has to be the Wurrels with their classic:

"I drove my tractor through your haystack last night, Oh AH Oh AH"

Anyone got any others.

Lets try to keep it to the novel and silly; rather than the rude and dirty!!

 

[TVC]

I always liked the phrase I first heard on Not the Nine O'Clock News:

Playing the pink oboe.

 

[ColinJ]

BRABANTIO: What profane wretch art thou?

IAGO: I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

(Othello, Act 1, Scene 1).

 

[Vapin' Joe]

It has to be the Wurrels with their classic:

"I drove my tractor through your haystack last night, Oh AH Oh AH"

Anyone got any others.

Lets try to keep it to the novel and silly; rather than the rude and dirty!!

So you watched the 1976 episode of Top of The Pops last night too? No wonder punk happened shortly after.

Private Eye's references to people having "Ugandan Discussions" was very good.

 

[DTD]

"Making sauce"

Used by sherpas to describe mountaineers who risk frost bite

 

[theclaud]

BRABANTIO: What profane wretch art thou?

IAGO: I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

(Othello, Act 1, Scene 1).

Not sure that counts as a euphemism. Or that it's silly.

I vote "doing it" as the silliest euphemism for ****ing, though.

 

[Beebo]

So you watched the 1976 episode of Top of The Pops last night too?

Yes I did. DLT in all his pomp.

 

[Globalti]

Playing hide the sausage.

Driving the pink skin bus into toytown.

Egyptian PT.

....and once all that is accomplished, you're:

On the gravy strokes.

 

[Fnaar]

"Making whoopee"
Horizontal tango
Hungarian two-step
Buttering the muffin
Feeding kitty
Mattress mambo

(threads like this call to me

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[Fnaar]

to Roger

 

[davefb]

squeeze my lemon........ i wonder if you know what i'm talking about.........


(c) robert johnson, but shamelessy copied by zep!

 

[Shaun]

Austin Powers: "Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!"

 

[Judderz]

Bumping Ugly

 

[Melonfish]

Boff as in "to boff, lets boff" etc
heard from Babylon 5 when i were about 15, ivanova quotes it.
oddly also the nickname for my sisters boyfriend, which is somewhat disturbing...

 

[XmisterIS]

I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I am tempted by the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"