Silly prezzies

[Cuchilo]

I always buy my mum and step dad something silly to add to the enormous pile of gifts i give them at Christmas but this year i have out done my self with this

Its a bath pug

Feel free to add your silly Christmas prezzies if you do the same .

 

[I like Skol]

You tried it before you gifted it? Classy......

 

[Cuchilo]

Had to check it worked properly didn't i

 

[Chris S]

I once got a tie that played 'Jingle Bells' when you pressed it.

 

[Dave7]

I could not possibly relax in the bath while wondering if/when it would bite my gonads off

 

[TVC]

I once got a purple furry willy warmer from my mother in law.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Last year, our ukulele band played a Christmas gig at a local retirement home. When we finished singing and were having a cup of tea and a mince pie, the staff came round with a big bag of small presents, all wrapped, and gave out one at random to each resident and also to each of the band.

Opened mine on Christmas Day to find one J cloth and a little note book. Mrs Salad had a single serving box of Ricicles from a variety pack. The staff had obviously bought a selection of stuff from a pound shop and split it up into lots of little gifts. A very thoughtful idea. Shame we didn't get invited back this year.......

 

[welsh dragon]

When i was working in Birmingham, we didn't give each other presents. We just used to give each other the most god awful fugly Christmas cards we could find. We even re-cycled them and crossed names out on the really ugly ones, then gave them to someone else the following year.

 

[rich p]

An elderly aunt once bought my 14 year old daughter a rape alarm for Christmas. Practical but not very festive.

 

[Drago]

About 2010 I was in a secret satan thing at work. Someone bought a female officer a very large sex appliance, and all hell broke loose with Professional Standards all over the case. That was the silliest christmas pressie I ever saw, and is why I never do the secret santa any more.

 

[Tin Pot]

About 2010 I was in a secret satan thing at work. Someone bought a female officer a very large sex appliance, and all hell broke loose with Professional Standards all over the case. That was the silliest christmas pressie I ever saw, and is why I never do the secret santa any more.

We’re glad you felt remorse and learned your lesson!