Simon Cowell has a huge head

[Davidc]

I'm jealous of him.

No - got that wrong. Try again.

I'm jealous of hims.

Bank account that is.

 

[tyred]

He's smug, annoying, and many other things and I don't like him at all.

But the one thing he definitely isn't is stupid. He probably earns more in a week (or maybe even a day) than I will earn in my working life. I must have done something wrong in life...