single again after nearly 5 years

[Jane Smart]

yeah learn how to use the remote control for the tv

 

[Lisa21]

yeah learn how to use the remote control for the tv

+1 !!!

 

[Jane Smart]

+1 !!!

Yeah what is it with men and remotes, hubby falls asleep, I pull the remote from his hand, suddenly his snorring stops and he is WATCHING what he fell asleep through

 

[Lisa21]

Yeah what is it with men and remotes, hubby falls asleep, I pull the remote from his hand, suddenly his snorring stops and he is WATCHING what he fell asleep through

Yep, think its an art form

 

[Jane Smart]

Yep, think its an art form

Are they born with a remote control tv gene in them??

 

[postman]

I would do a lot more touring. I would also turn one room in the house into a gentlemans room.

Large Chesterfield sofa,good stock of malt.I don't smoke but i love the smell of a good cigar and pipe baccy.So i might just indulge.

It would be my little retreat.

 

[Lisa21]

But if you were single you would have nobody to retreat FROM?

Thats the sort of thing you need to do when your married

 

[ComedyPilot]

We know what we want to watch...where's the crime in that?

 

[Joe24]

Yeah what is it with men and remotes, hubby falls asleep, I pull the remote from his hand, suddenly his snorring stops and he is WATCHING what he fell asleep through

Yeh, think its just men?
My mum does the EXACT same thing!!!
She isn't sleeping, she is just dozing/just got her eyes closed.
Rubbish! She was snoring!

 

[Jane Smart]

Yeh, think its just men?
My mum does the EXACT same thing!!!
She isn't sleeping, she is just dozing/just got her eyes closed.
Rubbish! She was snoring!

Wow we woke Joe up

 

[Joe24]

Wow we woke Joe up

Im ill Jane, ive got flu.

 

[al78]

There's MILLIONS more fish in the sea. One thing this world is DEFINITELY not short of is women.

Unfortunately, around three quarters of them are already spoken for.

 

[Jane Smart]

Im ill Jane, ive got flu.

Aww Joe sorry to hear that, it can be a swine of a thing to get rid of

( seriously get well soon honey xxxx )

 

[Joe24]

Aww Joe sorry to hear that, it can be a swine of a thing to get rid of

( seriously get well soon honey xxxx )

Mum says its only a cold, but what does she know!

 

[Joe24]

Unfortunately, around three quarters of them are already spoken for.

Depending on your/their morals?