Yellow Fang
Legendary Member
- Location
- Reading
There's a branch of estate agents around here called "Singleton & daughter". How is that, I wondered.
Singletons only
- Thread starter Cyclist33
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- Location
- Glasgow
Oh no! in my single state, I might compromise on cooking nice food (it doesn't taste the same if you're not sharing it
) never on laundry, because I'm a 
... I like clean bedding, oh yes!
Trail Child
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Ottawa, Canada
I had to google "on the pull" since I have 3 dogs ....
mark st1
Plastic Manc
- Location
- Leafy Berkshire
lol desperate.
mark st1
Plastic Manc
- Location
- Leafy Berkshire
im quite suprised all the single blokes can type ? or was it an urban myth that to much of it will make you go blind 
- Location
- Glasgow
ha ha, 3 are not necessary: one cute dog will pull you a guy no bother.
Wonder if one cute bike would pull a hunky cyclist no bother?
Smurfy
Naturist Smurf
- Location
- Smurfette's Kitchen
Wonder if one cute bike would pull a hunky cyclist no bother?
A cute bike won't pull a hunky cyclist, but you'd be surprised at the attractive power of a lycra-clad female behind. The attractive power is frequently so strong that upon catching up, male cyclists are unable to find the power to overtake, and so are forced to
- Location
- Glasgow
Yes, I would be extremely surprised if, should I start wearing lycra, nobody overtakes me anymore
MrJamie
Oaf on a Bike
Does this mean when im out jogging and a woman's out of control mutt jumps up at me it means the owner's interested in me too? In future ill be flattered when it happenssingle woman or man with dog(s) .... on the pull!
- Location
- Glasgow
Give the mutt a scratch between the ears, she'll be all yoursDoes this mean when im out jogging and a woman's out of control mutt jumps up at me it means the owner's interested in me too? In future ill be flattered when it happens
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
im quite suprised all the single blokes can type ? or was it an urban myth that to much of it will make you go blind
It is an urban myth. According to this 'friend' I have anyway.
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
...
because I'm a
Oh don't get me wrong, I like clean bedding very much... but one cannot have too much of a good thing
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Speicher old chapesse! Sorry to see you in the singletones.
I can offer you a date with a well known (To the Police and mental health authorities!) Sun Bronzed Geek God.
Only £5 for a free introduction.
PM me if interested.
I can offer you a date with a well known (To the Police and mental health authorities!) Sun Bronzed Geek God.
Only £5 for a free introduction.
PM me if interested.
Since the "being single" thread got hijacked by people who aren't single (yes yes, I know it didn't specify singles-only), this thread is only for single people to, as it was put by one "relationee"/"compromise artist", sit in our rut and justify being single.
"Like" or bump if you're single and you know it clap your hands
Stu
Single for two weeks after not being single for eight years...been getting out on the bike everyday...lost my Stoker pictured in my avatar...should i change my avatar?
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