SIRI.. I am your father

[ufkacbln]

Apple sense of humour again

Some witty replies to wile away a couple of minutes

 

[TVC]

Is there a link missing?

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Apple and sense of humour. That's a strange concept

 

[Supersuperleeds]

No I don't think scientists ever found the missing link. I suspect it's in Manchester.

Can't be Manchester, they haven't evolved that far.

 

[dan_bo]

Can't be Manchester, they haven't evolved that far.

Get back on yer bike.

 

[John the Monkey]

With all the digital assistants (Siri, Cortana, Ian Google*) there's some fun to be had by asking them to tell you a joke, ime.

* Android/Google's doesn't have a name, as far as I know.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

...asking them to tell you a joke, ime.

Tried that and Cortana's joke were

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum

and

What do you say to comfort the grammar police?.......................................There, their, they're

 

[John the Monkey]

[QUOTE 4041162, member: 259"]It's called Google. Well, you have to say "OK, Google" to it. Really imaginative isn't it?[/QUOTE]
That's very polite of you Mort, perhaps, as you get to know each other, he'll allow you to call him Ian.

 

[Tin Pot]

 

[ufkacbln]

OT

Say "Hey Cortana" to SIRI and you get a sarcastic answer