Slight Brainteaser

[XmisterIS]

Note that it is only slight in as much as it is rather old and tired! So you've probably heard it before. But I'm bored. So here it is:

A man goes to sleep at 11pm on Monday and wakes at 7am on Sunday, yet he has had a normal amount of sleep.

How come?

 

[Arch]

He crossed the dateline while asleep, in a plane, or on a boat?

 

[XmisterIS]

I did say it was only slight! Lol!

 

[longers]

Next!

 

[Speicher]

None, he cannot jump, he is dead.

 

[ianrauk]

The frog can't jump as it's dead

There's a frog dead in the middle of a pond on a lily pad and the entire pond is covered in lily pads. The frog is 3 metres from the ponds edge and can jump a max distance of 50cm per jump.

How many jumps before he reaches the edge of the pond?

 

[Speicher]

do I detect an echo?

 

[gaz]

do I detect an echo?

an echoooooo

 

[XmisterIS]

Well, pluckaduck! That's a hard brainteaser ...

(I had to change to "pluck" from something truly shocking ... the bowdleriser was offended).

EDIT: I just thought of a way to fool the bowdleriser: phuckaduck