Slight problem with my car

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Drago

Legendary Member
Well, perhaps a touch more than a teensy problem, inasmuch as it caught fire yesterday while In was driving it. I leapt out in my best Bodie and Doyle roll, and in one swift move I lunged manfully at the conflagration with my fire extinguisher. I saved the car from being physically totalled, but the engine bay is mullered so it's fair to day that financially it's easily a write off.

Bummer.

Still, been scouting around locally for a replacement this morning. Mrs Dragon has a spanking new 66 reg Shortage, so being sensible I decided to get a small runabout.

No diesels. Modern diesels are a nightmare as they age with DMF's and DPF's, so that's a no no. Plus don't want to risk being banned from every major town over the next few years.

Onwards to the next, a cutesy little Smart For Poo. I must admit I loved it's cheeky chirpiness, but couldn't get my legs under the steering wheel.

I walked by a Polo, I would never touch a VW group car on moral grounds.

Chevrolet Matiz had the build integrity of a crisp packet, so left that alone.

A class Merck was suitably small, but a shed.

Astra was nice, but a touch bigger than was strictly speaking needed for a second car that sees little use.

And then my eyes fell upon an ad for a 55 tag 2006 Ford Fusion in 3 spec. One owner, check. Full history and a full years MOT, check. Petrol 1.4, so still good for 45MPG, check. Got on the horn, shot round to an address a few villages along, and liked what I saw. No dents, scratches, gouges, corrosion. Very grubby and the headlight lenses have UV faded, but other than that couldn't fault it. Took it for a test drive and was quite pleased it didn't catch fire, and on a ten mile spin around town and country the computer told me it had managed 47MPG.

Managed to get this piece if tasty compact goodness for 700 snifters. I know you want a grand love but it's Christmas and my family will starve if I have to spend that much.

So home to sort out my insurance and I'll collect it tomorrow. One thing is for sure though - a fire extinguisher is going straight under the drivers seat.
 
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Drago

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I've got to ensure every internal combustion engine in my possession is a) running properly, and b) attached to it's respective vehicle and c) capable of propelling the vehicle, before Mrs D will let me have another toy like that, so possibly next year.
 

skudupnorth

Cycling Skoda lover
So you were not on the M-6 near the M-5 Southbound toasting the tarmac on Saturday night ? The car we saw was properly ablaze and I felt sorry for both the owners and the massive tailback due to the road being closed.
 

Pale Rider

Legendary Member
. One thing is for sure though - a fire extinguisher is going straight under the drivers seat.

Possibly not the best position if it has heated seats.

The heated driver's seat in a mate's Volvo caught fire, although that might have been something to do with the McDonald's wrapper he had stuffed under the seat and forgotten about.
 

Spiderweb

Not So Special One
Location
North Yorkshire
I've just nearly fell off my chair laughing at your vehicle terminology, Kia Shortage and Smart Four Poo!
My daughters chap has a slightly older Ford Confusion, good car, he loves it. It's like a Fiesta but uglier!
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
I've just nearly fell off my chair laughing at your vehicle terminology, Kia Shortage and Smart Four Poo!
My daughters chap has a slightly older Ford Confusion, good car, he loves it. It's like a Fiesta but uglier!

Aye, I'm driving a VW Pallet just now. Very apt.
 

Cycleops

Legendary Member
Location
Accra, Ghana
Just bought a Toyota Matrix here. All the way from Fort Worth Texas. Not too bad but not available in the UK. Has AC which works and that's all I'm worried about. Not cheap like in the UK as import duty is quite steep but duty on new imports is low.
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