Been on the sauce, rich?![]()
Do you touch many old mens' penises then Rich?
There's nothing little about them here. There are 2 sorts and ordinary orange coloured type and the larger Leopard slug. Fortunately a family of hedgehogs have moved in, and there are not as many slugs around as there were. The garden is a slug-pellet-free zone.
I seem to have more than I need - if you give me your address I can send you several hundred (P+P free!! - see how generous I can be).
Ray Mears will take them!
Why? Please tell me not to eat them... I saw Hugh F-W trying to say that they should be edible but even he gave up after trying gutting them and using the skin as a casing!!!