Smelly Lockers

[Lanzecki]

Try the note first and if you get no joy from that, buy this.
Then use it to completely fill his locker via the vent.

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That's just evil. It'll work though.

 

[400bhp]

Cheers for all the comments. I'll add that there is no way to lock the lockers, so I have access to his locker.
It also means there is no way to tell who uses it, unless I see them using it.

How are they a locker then?

Just remove his stuff - dump in a bin liner with a note saying "removed your stuff cos it was stinking the place out"

 

[Lanzecki]

How are they a locker then?

Just remove his stuff - dump in a bin liner with a note saying "removed your stuff cos it was stinking the place out"

In a sealed bag with some really crap perfume dumped on it. And that Bio hazard note.

 

[gaz]

How are they a locker then?

Just remove his stuff - dump in a bin liner with a note saying "removed your stuff cos it was stinking the place out"

My workplace logic.

Like re-designing the changing room and not asking the users what the current issues are! Or actually thinking logically about how things work. Do the mens changing room really need 5 huge mirrors and 2 hair dryers?

 

[fossyant]

Oh heck.

So if not locked, can you move to an empty one ?

 

[gaz]

Oh heck.

So if not locked, can you move to an empty one ?

No empty ones left. They go pretty much straight away, but it's like a free for all the day after the clean out.

 

[Hip Priest]

It might be me. My winter gloves smell so bad you can probably catch a whiff of them in London. My vote is that you send me a fresh pair of Sealskins.

 

[Octet]

Speak to your caretakers/cleaning staff or drop an email off to HR.

 

[fossyant]

Got to leave a note and hang the smelly stuff out of the door.

Strange way of allocating a locker.

 

[fossyant]

Thing is if anyone has wet shoes in a locker, the smell can kill at 100 yards.

Hence me doing my utmost to ensure the commute shoes don't get wet.

 

[gaz]

Got to leave a note and hang the smelly stuff out of the door.

Strange way of allocating a locker.

Aye. They only put 30 'lockers' in but there must be at least 60 people that use the facilities each day.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Do the mens changing room really need 5 huge mirrors and 2 hair dryers?

Go on, admit it.. you asked for those.

GC