Smelly Old Ladies

[Lullabelle]

I have a colleague who brags about all the bottles of branded perfumes she has and yet she always seems to bath in the cheap nasty stuff

 

[Dayvo]

Aye, aye. TMN on the pull with the young lads and the Lynx.

She's not the only one! Crax happily admits it!

Oh Lynx! I had a car full of teenagers once. I could taste the stuff for days.

 

[Dave 123]

I rode past 3 teenage schoolboys this morning and I could smell the Lynx from 20 foot away!

 

[Levo-Lon]

I prefere fag smoke to lavender blue rise stink when im paying for food , but the fook wits banned smoking.
I used to smoke so piss off with ya crap pc health shoot, sitting is the new smoking lol..

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Oh Lynx! I had a car full of teenagers once. I could taste the stuff for days.

Pervert.

 

[Tin Pot]

Currently sat on a train next to an Ophelia, Helena or Caroline braying to her mates about her family chalet in St Moritz.

She stinks like a tarts boudoir and i can recognise at least 2 seperate perfumes and her hair ...... dont get me started !

Is she single?

 

[slowmotion]

I rode past 3 teenage schoolboys this morning and I could smell the Lynx from 20 foot away!

Shortly thereafter, were you trampled by a stampede of underdressed young women trying to get their hands on the trio?

 

[Dave 123]

Shortly thereafter, were to trampled by a stampede of underdressed young women trying to get their hands on the trio?

Maybe. I didn't stay to find out.
Lucky them if it happened!

 

[CopperCyclist]

Memory starts to go as well I'm told.

I think the sense of smell and taste does lessen as you get older. Just not sure where I read/saw that.











(hoping people get that... Rather than award me a TMN)

 

[CopperCyclist]

PS no don't tell them unless you are friends or family.

 

[marknotgeorge]

I remember when working at McD's on a Saturday night. Certain fragrances, when apparently applied by the bottle, gave me an instant headache.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Is she single?

Quite possibly but you may have to answer some questions about your intentions towards a schoolgirl.

 

[Crackle]

Pervert.

Yes, I'd like to clarify that sentence but it's too late.

 

[Dayvo]

Yes, I'd like to clarify that sentence but it's too late.

You gotta be careful with the likes of me and 3BM around, Crax!

 

[Piemaster]

I remember when working at McD's on a Saturday night. Certain fragrances, when apparently applied by the bottle, gave me an instant headache.

Thats shocking.


You worked at McDs.