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Smut, filth and innuendo

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Kirstie, 6 Jul 2007.

  1. Well someone had to mention it! Just so all the ex cake stoppers feel really at home here is a thread purely dedicated to the above.

    In particular feel free to discuss any illicit relations you've had with:
    co-workers
    members of the same/opposite sex whichever way you're inclined
    your right/left hand
    celebrities

    but not:
    animals
    dead things
    inanimate objects
    orifices not meant for rude behaviour

    Well, off you go, then... keep your tongues firmly in cheek (your own) :blush: :rolleyes:
     
  2. Trembler49

    Trembler49 Veteran

    Location:
    Portimao, Portugal
    Kirstie,

    Could you please list the "orifices not meant for rude behaviour" just to see if your list coincides with mine.

    Which one of us is wierder?
     
  3. Trembler49

    Trembler49 Veteran

    Location:
    Portimao, Portugal
    Oh, and what have you got against inanimate objects?
     
  4. OP
    OP
    Kirstie

    Kirstie Über Member

    I think we all know, in the context of the discussion on the previous forum, what the bounds of taste and decency are in relation to this topic!
     
  5. Just because we kow where the boundaries are doesn't mean we won't cross them from time to time. :blush:
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Kirstie

    Kirstie Über Member

    See look, there's a thread down there about the 'number of members'. Just the one, sir?

    OOER!

    You're just not trying hard enough. Innuendo is everywhere!
     
  7. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    I saw the heading, so I'm here. What do you want me to do?
     
  8. Simply being here is enough Patrick. The tone is already down a couple of notches. :blush:
     
  9. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    D'you think it might "go down" further?
     
  10. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    that sucks :blush:
     
  11. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

    Location:
    Bolton
    It's like nothings changed, unfortunately that list excludes any of my stories though.

    If you include melons as inanimate objects that is. :blush: :rolleyes: :thumbsup:
     
  12. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    So, just to clarify, the list includes dead things, is that dead at the start or the end of the, er, um, liasion :rolleyes: Also the orifices thing, I assume we're not talking about talking places, if you get my drift :blush:
     
  13. Kestevan

    Kestevan Last of the Summer Winos

    Location:
    Holmfirth.
    I once lived with a girl who was so stupid she could almost be an inanimate object - does she count?

    Actualy - thinking about it i'm not sure she could count = leastwise not above 3 :blush:
     
  14. Graham O

    Graham O New Member

    Reminds me of a joke which can be adapted to this thread:

    What's the difference between a tyre on a Rolls Royce and a female BikeRadar forummer?






    Even a Rolls Royce tyre will go down on you eventually! :blush:




    Okay, I know it's in bad taste. I'll get my coat. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Blue

    Blue Legendary Member

    Location:
    Ireland
    I note that you ask others to give details without giving any yourself.

    Is this a form of cyber voyeurism :blush: :thumbsup: