Smut, filth and innuendo

[Kirstie]

Well someone had to mention it! Just so all the ex cake stoppers feel really at home here is a thread purely dedicated to the above.

In particular feel free to discuss any illicit relations you've had with:
co-workers
members of the same/opposite sex whichever way you're inclined
your right/left hand
celebrities

but not:
animals
dead things
inanimate objects
orifices not meant for rude behaviour

Well, off you go, then... keep your tongues firmly in cheek (your own)

 

[Trembler49]

Kirstie,

Could you please list the "orifices not meant for rude behaviour" just to see if your list coincides with mine.

Which one of us is wierder?

 

[Trembler49]

Oh, and what have you got against inanimate objects?

 

[Kirstie]

I think we all know, in the context of the discussion on the previous forum, what the bounds of taste and decency are in relation to this topic!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Just because we kow where the boundaries are doesn't mean we won't cross them from time to time.

 

[Kirstie]

See look, there's a thread down there about the 'number of members'. Just the one, sir?

OOER!

You're just not trying hard enough. Innuendo is everywhere!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I saw the heading, so I'm here. What do you want me to do?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Simply being here is enough Patrick. The tone is already down a couple of notches.

 

[Fnaar]

D'you think it might "go down" further?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

D'you think it might "go down" further?

that sucks

 

[stephec]

It's like nothings changed, unfortunately that list excludes any of my stories though.

If you include melons as inanimate objects that is.

 

[Kestevan]

I once lived with a girl who was so stupid she could almost be an inanimate object - does she count?

Actualy - thinking about it i'm not sure she could count = leastwise not above 3

 

[Graham O]

D'you think it might "go down" further?

Reminds me of a joke which can be adapted to this thread:

What's the difference between a tyre on a Rolls Royce and a female BikeRadar forummer?






Even a Rolls Royce tyre will go down on you eventually!




Okay, I know it's in bad taste. I'll get my coat.

 

[Blue]

In particular feel free to discuss any illicit relations you've had with:
co-workers
members of the same/opposite sex whichever way you're inclined

Well, off you go, then... keep your tongues firmly in cheek (your own)

I note that you ask others to give details without giving any yourself.

Is this a form of cyber voyeurism

 

[Smokin Joe]

As the originator of the C+ thread on rude orifaces (or one particular rude oriface), I do hope it did not upset anyone. However, I do feel the posts on the subject were all in the friendly and non-intimidating manner for which the old Cake Stop was renowned. Does inanimate objects include blow-up dolls?

The poll facility here could reveal a fascinating and accurate picture of the sexual practises of the average cyclist because of it's anonimity, though we should tread warily to begin with as we do not want to abuse the hospitality of our new hosts and we need to understand the boundaries to which they are prepared set. They might get the impression that we are all repressed perverts rather than enlightened individuals with a healthy interest in biology.

With apologies to those who actually are repressed perverts, even dirty old men need a hug now and again.