So,who would you like to get a virtual CC valentine from??

[Speicher]

You haven't seen the wet pussy cat yet!

 

[TVC]

Paging Mr Fnaar.... Paging Mr Fnaar....

 

[Fnaar]

Paging Mr Fnaar.... Paging Mr Fnaar....

Been there, had that Mrs Slocombe thought :-)

 

[Fnaar]

Been there, had that Mrs Slocombe thought :-)

Talking of which, I'd like to get a suitably innuendo laden msg from erm anyone female :-)

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Someone at the Met office is clearly feeling a bit romantic today...in case you didn't know, the weather is dry and it really didn't look like rain when I got in.

 

[Crackle]

You can come out now Crackle, the day is almost over..........................................

She forgot too, I thought I was home clear until son no1 blew it. He's in the shed right now. I put duck tape over his mouth to muffle the shouts.

 

[Arch]

I am exhausted. I have spent all day baling the water out of my Pea green Boat. A great big fat white cat sat in my ickle boat, and we nearly sank.

Can I borrow a hairdrier to dry out the five pound note?

Do you need any help with slicing that quince?

 

[Speicher]

No, I have a runcible spoon, thank you.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

She's no cygnet anymore but can still dance on the dark side...

 

[potsy]

I am exhausted. I have spent all day baling the water out of my Pea green Boat. A great big fat white cat sat in my ickle boat, and we nearly sank.

Can I borrow a hairdrier to dry out the five pound note?

What happened? I only wanted a little

 

[Speicher]

Oh dear yes, indeed, that is a very wet pu cat.

Would you like to use the hair drier?

I could give you a nice blow blowdry.

 

[potsy]

Oh dear yes, indeed, that is a very wet pu cat.

Would you like to use the hair drier?

I could give you a nice blow blowdry.