So....you have to meet a CCer...who would you choose?

[ComedyPilot]

Right......to keep me'sen outa borra like, the leest is gaanin ta bee a beet langa like [carp Geordie accent]

All the others, plus Speicher and Kirstie

[any other women who want to shoot round my gaff and release me from my naked chained-up torment, just paste your name in]

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Right......to keep me'sen outa borra like, the leest is gaanin ta bee a beet langa like [carp Geordie accent]

All the others, plus Speicher and Kirstie

[any other women who want to shoot round my gaff and release me from my naked chained-up torment, just paste your name in]

Euphemism, anyone?

 

[Lisa21]

Well CP, please can I hope presume that you crossed Dayvo off your list when you realised the-ahem-position you would be in, and then I will be quite happy as according to your (getting longer you tart) list I am first in the queue

 

[montage]

montage has posted some weird stuff lately , trying to tell us something??

I'm telling you to answer the goddam question.

Please.

 

[montage]

Drunk?

I don't drink much tbh...and when I do, I'm not sitting at the computer..

 

[Lisa21]

So C'mon then Montage.....you have obviously thought this one through and therefore have someone in mind to err, "relieve you" of the pickle you imagine yourself in.

So name names, dont be shy now..were all friends on here

 

[ComedyPilot]

Well CP, please can I hope presume that you crossed Dayvo off your list when you realised the-ahem-position you would be in, and then I will be quite happy as according to your (getting longer you tart) list I am first in the queue

More for Dayvo's well-being than my own.

 

[Lisa21]

More for Dayvo's well-being than my own.

Of course

 

[montage]

So C'mon then Montage.....you have obviously thought this one through and therefore have someone in mind to err, "relieve you" of the pickle you imagine yourself in.

So name names, dont be shy now..were all friends on here

Blazed.

 

[Lisa21]

I now have that scenario playing in my mind and can't rid myself of it

 

[ComedyPilot]

I sort of guessed that one, no surprise really.

 

[montage]

I now have that scenario playing in my mind and can't rid myself of it

That good an image is it?

 

[Lisa21]

Well, having given this question a lot of thought I have decided that it would have to be Comedy Pilot.

He would fly in through the window in a glider, use lipbalm that he will have in his pocket (to stop his lips getting chapped when flying) to smear onto my wrists so I can wriggle out of the handcuffs, give me his coat to cover my modesty(for he is a gentleman)and then carry me back through the window, onto a waiting motorbike, and speed away.

Or have I given this too much thought?

 

[Jane Smart]

This is a really tough one, as there are so many of you on here I would love to meet.

Can I please hold a party with an open invitation to you all

 

[Lisa21]

Jane, before you say that go back and read the clause in the question properly.....