Soap

[Crankarm]

A mouse ate my soap.

 

[gavroche]

You will be able to trace it by following the bubbles.

 

[Davos87]

No need to get yourself into a lather about it.

 

[Drago]

A mouse ate my soap.

You are Freddie Starr AICMFP.

 

[Pale Rider]

A mouse ate my soap.

This OP doesn't have much sudstance.

 

[Drago]

The mouse made a clean getaway.

 

[DCLane]

Is this an excuse to explain why you've not washed since Christmas?

 

[Drago]

Was it soap on a rope?

 

[Levo-Lon]

what a cheesy tale

 

[Julia9054]

Is it my mouse? Mine has gone missing. I've spent all winter trying to catch it. It's cleverer than me.

 

[User32269]

A bison ate my bog roll. Don't see me whinging about it on t'internet.

 

[mjr]

A bison ate my bog roll. Don't see me whinging about it on t'internet.

Have you washed your hands of it? Oh sorry - you wash your hands in a bison, not of a bison.

 

[Crankarm]

The mouse made a clean getaway.

On this occasion the mouse could have been a dirdy rat.

A nice new fresh bar of soap with the whole of one corner chewed off.

I know it was a mouse as it was caught in the trap we bought and is now dead. Quite a big mouse as well, enormouse. It was using the bathroom while we were out and big enough to swim lengths in the bath. I checked whether the mouse had used the hair moose but fortunately it hadn't. Shudder.

 

[Crankarm]

Was it soap on a rope?

No Imperial Leather. A new untouched family size bar for a family of humans, not mice. Mind you it was probably first tested on them before being given approval to use on humans.

 

[Globalti]

Really, the mind boggles. Soap is made from saponified fat so it is attractive to rodents but the addition of perfume would make it taste horrible.